Once upon a time, there was a monk who vowed to offer his blood to feed other living things, but after mosquitoes had bitten him for hours, the itching got to him and he began swatting them with abandon.
“What happened to your vow?” asked a bystander.
The monk sighed. “Some of them have started coming back for seconds.”
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