Joke-How to find parking spot at night

I live in Beijing where you can never easily find a parking spot.
One day I got home quite late, and as usual, I could find nowhere to park my car.
Because I was so exhausted, I decided to play a trick.


With my top voice, I shouted at the dark tall buildings in front of me:

Honey,  Surprise! I'm back early from work!

Before I finished shouting, dozens of windows lit on.
And soon several gentlemen with their dress in arms, dashed out of the buildings, into their cars and drove away.