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Chinese Joke--Cann't Wait To Marry You

Once upon a time, there were two rich men who were good friends. One year, their wifes were both pregnant.

Joke-The Stars Can Dodge.

The student asks the teacher: Teacher, why the planes never run into the stars when flying in the sky?

Joke- I Forgot To Turn Off The Gas!

There was a married couple who went out for dinner. Suddenly the wife exclaimed, "Oh! I forgot to turn off the gas! There could be a fire!"

Joke-All The Same

A drunken American fighter pilot goes across the bar and breaks a Chinese guy's nose.

The Chinese guy asks "What was that for?"

The pilot responds "That was for Pearl Harbor!"

"Pearl Harbor?! responds the Chinese guy "that wasn't Chinese, that was Japanese!"

Joke-A Good Boy

A little boy asked his mother for two yuan.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" His mum said curiously.
"I gave it to a very poor old woman.”

Joke-A Smart Peasant

A peasant and a zoologist were in a boat, and they both got bored.
The zoologist said: "Let's play a game. We ask each other questions about animal, if I don't know, I'll give you ￥500，and if you don't know, you just give me ￥5."
The peasant agreed and let the zoologist ask first.

Joke-How to find parking spot at night

I live in Beijing where you can never easily find a parking spot.
One day I got home quite late, and as usual, I could find nowhere to park my car.
Because I was so exhausted, I decided to play a trick.

Joke-Something You Know But Don't Know Why It Happens.

A: Do you know something that you know it happens from time to time but don't know why it happens.
B: Yes, of course.

Joke-She turned ￥400 into 100 Millions In One Day

She is an ordinary girl.
She doesn't have rich dad, good looking face and sexy body.
The only things she owns are four ￥100 notes.

But she doesn't give in to her fate. She believes that her talent will lead her to success, and she's been waiting for the moment.
Finally, she got a brilliant idea with which she amazingly turned her ￥400 into 100 Millions just in one Day.

Joke-We should stop seeing each other

Man: Honey, I think We should stop seeing each other.
Woman: Why!?
Man: My family object to our relationship and put a lot of pressure on me.

A Classic Chinese Joke

A: You know,I used to drink a lot.
B: That's bad for your health.
A: My wife told me the same thing, and she made me watch a show which demonstrated drinking could kill people.It really scared hell out of me.So I made up my mind...

A Joke Of Su Shi

Su Shi (苏轼​)was a writer, poet, artist, calligrapher, pharmacologist, and statesman of the Song Dynasty, and one of the major poets of the Song era. His courtesy name was Zi Zhan (子瞻) and his pseudonym was Dong Po Ju Shi (东坡居士).

This Place No Silver Three Hundred Money,Ci Di Wu Yin San Bai Liang

The Chinese of this Chinese Story "This Place No Silver Three Hundred Money,Ci Di Wu Yin San Bai Liang" is  此地无银三百两, Pin Yin（拼音） cǐ dì wú yín sān bǎi liǎng.

Once upon a time, there was a man called Zhang San who had accumulated three hundred pieces of silver after a year of hard work.  

My Daughter Jokes

More Chinese Stories, Chinese idiom, and Chinese Fable at Chinese story online，英语故事

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My one-and-half year old daughter and I were watching TV together with a bag of chips in her hand. Attracted by the show, I didn't pay attention to her until I realized every chip that I put in my mouth taste damp and noncrisp. I turned to my daughter, seeing her take out chips, lick them around, and put them back.

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Chinese Joke——Can't Wait To Marry You

In ancient China, most of marriages are arranged, in which the bride and groom normally did not have chance to see each other until the wedding day.

Chinese Joke——Can't Wait To Marry You

Dong Yong was a dutiful son in the Chinese Han dynasty. Legend has it: